feel like Driving like 55 in a 40 today because nobody’s watching the roads. I can time my arrivals so I don’t have to stop moving before I takeoff again. I don’t know what other people must think of me as I blow pass them as soon as the light turns green going moderately faster than I should be.
Today’s the day where I decide to get out of the situation that is driving me crazy at home, and get into my car, surrounded by an idiot who has been losing and finding every object that isn’t nailed down.
I don’t know why, but its been like this. I might then drive a little crazy just so I can get to Target and cure my sickness with retail therapy.
And I will not forget, that is to say, I will remember to honk my horn and therefore piss off the Mexican American driver in front of me who apparently never learned both lanes can merge into one without stopping fourteen times. I’ll use the proper terminology here and I wont say “dont forget” because remembering is a positive affirmation and forgetting isn’t even in my vocabulary.
i’ll remember to feel proud and almost euphoric, and I’ll feel like I’ve won some sort of road game that has yet to be named but is might have a six in it.
And then I will proceed to purchase new storage bins for all my shit which I seem to be replacing without fully understanding why
And maybe Im losing my shit as I find a new place for it. Im not sure how Im moving or how the two are connected, but I’ll find out.
And at some point I’ll start talking to the guy who rung me up as he informs me the codes callled over the radio have nothing to do with the color they are associated with, which is why somebody bleeding is a code green.
because blood is icky and real life is just too real for Target who also had a red icky logo now.
Somewhere along the line I have paid for everything as my bins fall to the linoleum. That’s the last time I remember having all my debit and credit cards and ID.
It won’t dawn on me until 4 o’clock in the morning that I in fact have legitimately lost my wallet somewhere between the Target and my house.
8am is when Target opens and hopefully answers their phone.
I bet you the wallet is there.